Okay Gents, the time has come to finish this one. (apologies I still can't get the quoting system to work for me, so cut and paste).
So in third place: EyesFront
With: Irritated by the success of the Olympic archery competition at Lords, Yorkshire Cricket Club vowed to go one better at Headingly
Second goes to: LowObservable
With: Ladies and gentlemen, if you turn your gaze now to the Laffan's Plain end of the airfield you will see the latest example of British weapons engineering, capable of devastating a wide target area with incendiary chemicals and high-velocity fragments....
....and the Bloodhound will XXX your XXX up, too.
But the winner today is: 622
With: I don't know what happened to your wife Vicar, I simply said 'some choppers gone right across the pitch with his weapon dangling'....and she fainted!
Oh and an honourable mention for: Fox3WheresMyBanana
With: "S.A.M. Missile" aroused little suspicion at No 7 on the RAF team list. Putting 'him' on at Mid On took a while, but ensured the RAF winning the 1967 Tri-Service Cup.
A Rule Clarification was then requested by the RAF in anticipation of the introduction of Polaris in 1968.
So over to you 622.