Le-Slat..
If your rather novel approach to job finding works (9 out of 10 for the effort by the way), I strongly suggest that you change your arroggant ill-informed attitude towards those who instruct for a living. You will without doubt find many of those on interview panels, either were instructors or have a higher regard for what’s involved in teaching know -it -alls like yourself to fly.
Whilst ‘tootling’ around the local airspace of Jerez, who do you think taught you everything you know about flying…..INSTRUCTORS!!…Guys ‘not exactly flying or landing’ as you put it..guys who spent 5k on an instructors course and went on from there.
You have a lot to learn my friend. More than a couple of hundred hours instruction can teach you about flying, and, perhaps some respect for the abilities and motivation of those who have got you this far would be a lesson worth learning.
Good luck.