I thing we need to get back to having names that both sound A/ 'British' and B/ strike fear into our enimies!
So How about
HMS MILLWALL
AND
HMS "YOURGOINHOMEINAFU*KINABULANCEOY!"
OR WITH MORE LEANING TOWARDS B/strike fear into our enimies!;
HMS STUFFTHEEURO
BUT IF THE LABOUR PARTY GET THEIR SAY (GIVEN THE FACT THEY ARE SO SPINELESS THEY APPEASED THE FRENCH BY LETTING THEM DRAW UP THE CARRIER DESIGN (THAT LOOKS LIKE A CRICKET BAT!))
"THEY'LL SAY YOU CAN CALL ONE
HMS NELSON AS LONG AS THE OTHERS CALLED
HMS MANDELLA 