SSR, boobs are always on my mind too. The sound of music Julie Andrews wasn't expected to do that so shocked some people. I flew her two kids and their Nanny from Mexico to LAX in the 70's. She needed a Visa because she was from south america so at Mexican customs I offered another 20 bucks to let the problem be solved. It was kind of fun then but really was happy to finally get an airline job and not have to deal with all that crap.
I knew San Salvador was ripping us off because the fuel upload slip was always more than what our fuel gauges said when they finished fueling. I went down and read their meters before and after fueling and it was always over what we actually got. I collected a month's worth of receipts and what our fuel gauges showed before and after fueling vs what they charged us for and showed the chief pilot. They investigated and found nothing. Price of doing business down there.