That's why I removed my posts newt.
Supposed to be a jolly banter thread, where you don't necessarily have to write the exact words used 30 odd years ago, but rather you write it so that people can enjoy the fun involved, instead of having to "virtually" wade through the equivalent of yet another straight and level fekkin' phase brief.
Can't be ar$ed to deal with that s**t or respond any more.
Anyway, Happy Christmas to one and all.