Two spring to mind:
Times are tough
Things are Hard
Her's yer bloody Christmas Card
And
Merry Christmas
Remember Jesus loves you.
The rest of us think you are a dork.
I am also the president of the society to stuff the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy down Santa's throat so we can fix a number of problems at the same time.
Oh, I forgot to say Bah Humbug.
Blakmax