Here's one for you. On a trip into (destination removed to protect the guilty) we went to clear the FD for descent then, the F/O came out to use the lav only to find in the minute or two the crew had been in the cockpit, someone had left a neat little !!!! at the top of the steps! Amazingly none of the pax in row 41 saw anything!! (Must have been one of them...
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