I blame CASA
It is patently clear that global warming is directly linked to CASA and its preparations for resumption of the Senate Enquiry.
As Skull and his minions prepare for even more questioning, pallet loads of shredded documents are sent, quite correctly, to the basement worm farm for recycling into liquid fertilizer and fake pony pooh for local consumption.
A pungent odor, a bi-product of this process on the original small scale has always been blamed on Skull's stogies as he has sought refuge from the hectic pace of regulatory reform upstairs.
However, the massive increase of material deposited in the worm farm has led to exponential warming of Fort Fumble even to the extent that the growing fleet of convertibles in the basement car park are rotting their soft tops to the pungent funk and elevated temperatures.
In a desperate attempt to stave off discovery of their foul deeds CASA personnel have hit upon the solution of ducting the massive flow of hot, pooh smelling gases to source of all their State Safety Program woes to Canada, specifically Montreal.
What was thought to be the solution Brisbane Airport traffic problems, the Airport Link tunnel is actually the inlet for the massive duct that moves this heated mass of pooh particle laden air north to ICAO.
Unfortunately even the northern winter is not enough to drag the temperature of the Fort Fumble fumes down and it now raising the temperature of the northern air mass.
Apparently traces of pony pooh particles in the tropopause which have until now baffled Canadian scientists are now being linked to fine particles of CAOs and CARs that have escaped unprocessed from the overloaded Fort Fumble worm farm. An ICAO official on inspecting the microscopic particle under their regulatory microscope was heard to to declare " this sort of sh!t could only come from CASA"
Last edited by flying-spike; 17th Dec 2012 at 21:53.