Tell em you have a "social disease" probably picked up from the flight deck John, AND you are talking to your lawyer, that should do it!
Do you know in my time at TAA if you called in crook, they sometimes would send a "company officer" around to cool your boiling brow, and of course half the time the blokes would be mowing the lawn or tinkering with the car. Thank God those days are over, they just send private detectives now.