In an airline HQ in Bahrain, feeling it was time for a shake-up, a new CEO was hired. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers and stamp his authority right out of the gate.
On a tour of the 3rd floor, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of VPs and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make 100BD a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy 800BD in cash and screams, "Here's two months' pay, now GET the f*ck OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked:
"Does anyone want to tell me what that f*cking slacker did here?"
From across the room came an amused voice: "Pizza delivery guy from Dominos."