Will the Regulatory reform program end in 2012, like the Mayan Calendar?
The CASA Mayan calendar finishes one of its great cycles in December 2012, which has fueled countless theories about the end of the regulatory reform program, 23 years in the making, on December 21, 2012 at 11:11(UTC).
End of days? Will CASA keep spinning after the CASA Maya Calendar ends? Most likely!
LIVE Countdown to December 21, 2012 11:11 UTC
One theory suggests a galactic alignment which would create harmony within Australian aviation because of the gravitational effect between the Sun and a Regulatory Black hole called ‘Pony Pooh A,’ which is located at the center of our political galaxy, Canberra.
Another theory involves a ' SMS polar shift', (not which means a reversal of the north and south magnetic poles and not a reference to Clark Butson’s Polar Aviation). Scientists, CASA academics and ‘those in Canberra with PhD’s and POOHD’s believe that Australian aviation is overdue for a geomagnetic reversal. However this can take up to 5,000 years to complete, similar to the current regulatory reform program, and does not start on any particular date.
Just a new beginning
CASA scientists have been thoroughly studying and analyzing the possibility of the reg reform program ending in 2012, but conclude that 21st December 2012 will be nothing more than a normal FOI solstice, which begins this month when the Inspectorate stops for its robust Xmas break and celebrations.
As one HICAP operator puts it bluntly, “There is simply no scientific aviation evidence to support any claims of the reform program being completed in December 2012. We are seeing evidence to the contrary where there has been an excessive order of jackboots, whips, NCN forms and giant spiked beating sticks being shipped around the country in preparation for 2013”.
No planetary alignment
In response to theories about planetary alignments leading to the regulatory reform program ending on December 21, 2012, the aviation scientists say no planetary alignments will occur in the next few decades. But even if they did, the effects on our (Rl)egulations would be negligible. A government source who wishes’ not to be named’ claims, “The end of regulatory reform is tautological rubbish that is being promulgated by the ills of society, it is all pony pooh”. In fact the end of the program has a long way to go as we have just budgeted for more Consultants, travel to Montreal and the USA, and a host of other taxpayer funded working study groups who will be holding discussions on Hayman Island, the Maldives and the Swiss Alps”.
CASA also say the 'polar shift' theory is totally impossible. Although bureaucracies move slowly throughout time, a magnetic reversal in which ‘regulations, rules and intent’ come together in harmony is very unlikely to happen in the next few millennia.
The aviation scientists conclusion is that the end of the CASA Mayan calendar does not imply the end of the regulatory reform program, only the end of another 12 months worth of stalling, spinning, make believe stories and cleverly scripted responses in the Senate. The CASA Mayan long-count period commences January 1, 2013. The 'long count' is a part of the CASA Maya Calendar, shaped like a wheel. When we reach the end of the wheel, it will simply turn to the beginning again, and just like our modern Gregorian bureaucratic calendar it starts again every January 1, for eternity.