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Old 3rd Dec 2012, 21:27
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Valley of Hinnom
 
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New Reg Penalties?

Sunny,
My own plan is that the licence and log book will be burned if there is the slightest conflict with CASA since I don't like the idea of ending up with a criminal record.
Better for it to get 'stolen' during a break-in, or have one of the German Sheperds (no, not the FOI type) pinch it from the kitchen table as you turn your back to make a cup of herbal tea.

Griffo,
Tch Tch Sunny,
"Burning Log books and Licence"..... = Crim. offence + 1,000 Penalty Points......
But the following are also now criminal offences punishable by CASA law:
  • Failure to have a framed portrait of Herr Skull hanging up in the Chief Pilot's office = 1000 points and 6 years internment in a concentration camp for aviators.
  • Failure to salute an Inspector = 500 points, 3 months in internment Guantanomo Bay and a hydraulic engine oil enema.
  • Failure to smile at an Inspector during audit = Re-programming at a government institute and a 12 month educational course in Witchdoctor management and voodoo methodology, with all training to be conducted by the boring intellect in Canberra who looks like Richard Dreyfuss.
  • Failure to accept a NCN for a crime you simply didn't commit = 2500 points, a shakedown in the AAT, loss of all flying priveledges, and a financial penalty so excessive you will be picking up cigarette butts and 5 cent coins off the street in no time.
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