You will need a big hat, as Puri Puri man (witch doctor to you Dim Dims) charges three pigs or one maiden just for first consultation.
Three pigs? Easy - The Carbon Queen, Vandstone and Bishop. (Sorry Gina you don't get a gurnsey, politician type dross only).
The Juju could be performed by CASA's Voodoo Witch Doctor, maybe live on Four Corners?
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Courtesy Surveillance procedures manual 1988
