Cirque de Skull...Classic ..!!
Those that have just fled the Nut House will find its the best life move yet.
Wot NO SOBM..! good grief, why isnt the country closed down.
Not to worry, other chairs as illustrated before are being shuffled.
Will the coloured ballons go the appropriate personages...yellow for the corporate cowards, etc.
Our glorious, much read and handled, long-lived Safety rag is more except on the net.
Fear not ..the money saved by not printing it will be spent on a new Executive ( of course) Manager Safety Education and Promotion.
(Oz 17/08) Adult learning functionality (sic) in a corporate environment, strategic direction ? and outcomes?? vital etc etc .
Said job will be to find new and exiting ways to educate us dumb flying schmucks on diverse ways not to make smoking holes in hillsides and kindergartens. Think of the kiddies.! And stay away from clouds! Or else.!
Strict liability. No criminal intent ..or proof required either. Way to go.!
No doubt there will be some knockout original ideas like posters, postcards
and unreadable desk calendars. Gotta blow the budget on something.
I just hope to christ he/she doesnt think ofa magazine!
Uh oh!
All things in life are cyclical.
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