GD - 'WA Air Operator Sues CASA and Officials'.
Dateline – WillyLeaks has established that there is no truth in the report that FF 's Mum jammed the dummy back into his gob so hard after the last spitting that it will never be spat again, so he can't come out to play at all, at all. Although she admits to grounding him for an indefinite period which will prevent his starring in the annual Snakes and Ladders competition in his usual position as "Fall Guy".
Sports line – WillyLeaks has been informed that there is absolutely no truth in the persistent rumours relating to cheating in the annual Snakes and Ladders competition. A spokesman for the Golden West Mafia Snakes and Ladders Association (GWMSLA) denies that one of the larger snakes deliberately moved a ladder to avoid being trapped in a corner box; which left one of the team mates (Fall guy) stuck in a very precarious situation, leading to a dummy spit foul. "Strategically it was a clever move" says the team Captain, "and people not familiar with the finer points of the game could perceive it a cynical sacrificial move to protect the others, but it's just part of the risk taken by the Fall Guy".
While he firmly denies there is any dissention within the ranks of his team he acknowledges that they are interviewing a replacement "fall guy". Devotees of the sport believe this to be the most dangerous position on the board.
