Pre lobotomy 1st year Undergraduates.
How to survive under a graduate.
Smoke and Mirrors.
Deniability, obfuscation and abrogation.
Whims, fancies and fairy tails as tools of confusion.
How to use financial pressure to enforce the AOCM policy as law.
Misleading AAT, Coroner and Industry*.
*Note: A credit in misleading the Senate does not count for this course, basics 101 'shooting fish in barrels' is deemed to cover this element adequately.
Post Lobotomy Graduates.
Expenses and bonus manipulation.
The true art of the Show Cause. (Golden West Mafia Rules).
The art of avoiding Courts, evidence, proof and other unpleasant stuff.
Snakes and Ladders for beginners.
Regulatory interpretation (Bankstown approved method).
Creative excuses for delay, diversion and non written response.
Introduction to avoiding the ICAO and FAA spotlight.
Learning to live with malice and aforethought.
The art of being completely unaccountable, for anything, ever.
Avoiding having
your evidence abandoned in an AAT hearing**.
** This module is mandatory now due to previous close calls.
Note: If the FAA boys are still hanging about we will provide special guest lecturers and audience participation briefing cards.
Downtown – they're training a candidate for Master Chef, it's all a
PR stunt.
"It makes good sense" said the Minister for Trans Pacific Ice Skating, "we can really get a safety message out through food, and a hero MC candidate can charm the FAA to death before the cholesterol gets to thick".