GD - if that is all your own work .. . .. . .noice.
BUT -
4. They are all hybrid offspring of some medieval demon that mated with a human being centuries ago. This in turn saw the birth of Tasmaninans, the Irish and the public servant.
. .. . watch it! ..... the Tasmanoids will get annoyed. . . .. the next will get their Irish up . .. . . . and as for the clowns in the public circus, that's OK, 'cause they won't be slappin' on no war paint in a hurry.