Brown lollipops for all
Oh Jinglie, you naughty boy taunting Air Services folk!
I think you are being very harsh on 'lollipop road traffic controllers'. You see roadside stop/go controllers work much much harder than CASA folks. Plus many of those roadside workers are far better educated also!
But then again the 'lollipop road work controllers' and the boys on the shovels share a number of traits with the CASA brotherhood;
1. They have all mastered the art of looking busy while achieving naught.
2. They tend to congregate as a group to give the visual effect of taxpayer money being used wisely on an important program. Tsk tsk tsk we know better Mr CASA!
3. They all take a minimum of 2 hours for lunch then piss off home around 1500.
4. They are all hybrid offspring of some medieval demon that mated with a human being centuries ago. This in turn saw the birth of Tasmaninans, the Irish and the public servant.
5. Neither department can repair anything without spending millions on consultants. Then when they do attempt to fix their individual problems they ultimately and without fail turn into far greater clusterf#cks than the original problem!
6. They all spen the day digging holes they can't get out of.
7. They both wear spiffy reflective safety vests. Safety first!
8. Both organizations employ overpaid managers who never get their hands dirty. These same managers are normally employed by mates and have no actual skill, credentials, ability or in the majority of cases any balls.
9. Both are unable to complete projects on time, within budget or without having to return at a later date to repair the work they ultimately buggered up.
10. Both stand within their own work environment every day up to their knees in ****e.
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