GD - One of the funniest reports to date with the new CMT process is how allegedly the field office managers have told Mr Skull that CMT is an amazing success story and has been passionately, even robustly embraced by the inspectorate, when in reality it is despised and the true facts have been hidden from the Chief Angry Man.
Sometimes, when a more benign, benevolent mood descends I wonder if 'he who must not be named' has any idea, at all about what happens in reality at the coal face. Perhaps if the rose coloured spectacles and cigar smoke 'fug' were removed, a clear picture of what really does happen would emerge. Perhaps 'he' don't smoke; the smoke is all part of the famous mirrors act, or being blown up his Khyber by the masters of the Snakes and Ladders game.
Maybe, that ol' black magic has him under it's spell. Either way – it's all bollocks.