Close but no cigar
Indeed level 1 is being remodeled also to have the floor coverings changed to an Olympic size plastic"Twister" mat and the ceiling removed so that performance assessments and promotion exercises can be conducted with candidates in the nude, in a lather of Danish butter and viewed from the tiered seating on levels 2 and 3. Suitable survivors are then to be handpicked for an audience upstairs and possible subsequent promotion.
Those requesting training to equip them for their new responsibilities are immediately pineappled and thrown to the worm farm below to live out their days in bestial servitude to the worm masters, picking through the dross for fragments to add to the never-ending regulatory reform program, doomed to slowly suffocate in the funk of failure and stale cigar butts.......