Thanks for the offer but no thanks... I'll stick to following the oval ball and interacting with actual real life flesh and bone human beings.
I still can't see this 'virtual' dispatch training you speak of working though. You can attend courses and do practice, but you need actual hands on experience... Computer simuations can only go so far and are only as good as the person programming it. I've been working in various Ops and Dispatch jobs for years... And I'm still learning.