Stuckgear,
The first time the joke about Schools,orphanages, terrified, plunging,falling etc was mentioned it was mildly amusing. After 100 repeats it became a bit wearing but now after a 1000 repeats it has become positively annoying. It is almost as annoying as those inane golf spectators who shout `Get in the hole` after every shot. Every time I see this comment I need at least one bottle of wine to calm down. For the sake of my liver, please desist.