I had what must have been the shortest career ever on the Belfast - my dream job that never happened, It might have been as long as four hours.
After some 18mths unemployed the phone rang one Friday afternoon, "Hello, Capt. W*** from Heavylift here, are you still looking for a job?". Given the terse rejection letter I'd had from them some months before this was a bit of a surprise to say the least (They were, to their credit, one of the 10% who had the decency and manners to send rejection letters) so I agreed that I was. The conversation continued on the lines of, could you come in for an interview, what's wrong with now and we don't stand on ceremony here, just come as you are.
Answer; I could, nothing and I did.
The interview was commendably to the point. have you brought your logbook? Ah! Good. Oh yes, (2 second glance) Good. Now, this is how the company works...Can you start monday?
On the way home I bought a bottle of champagne and a big bouquet of flowers for my chick and then went out for a meal that I couldn't afford. On our return feeling on top of the world the light on the answering machine was flashing. Oh hubris! "Capt W*** here, sorry, we made a mistake. We can't take you. Sorry."
I never found out why, probably P & O declined their suggestion of hiring two FOs and only approved one and I was the second.
The idea of tramping around the world below FL100 for weeks at a time was my idea of heaven so naturally I was heartbroken. Soon after I got another job, as d/e captain but with a local airline so dreadfully unsafe I was voluntarily back on the dole after just 3 months and only one crash, preferring that to the risk of dying or losing my licence on a ramp check. How little I knew of the ways of the CAA in those days. And that bunch of villains is still operating.
I wonder to this day where I'd be now if I'd gone down the Belfast route. I certainly wouldn't be where I am today, but I look back at the wonderful job I had for all of four hours, and that wonderful aeroplane with nostalgia.
Sad to see them go.
I later heard of an interview with HL even more brief than mine. The quaking potential FO was primed for a technical quiz and was asked "How many cans of Boddingtons fit into a standard nav bag?" Naturally he had no idea but confidently replied with a semi credible guess and was duly hired.
They don't make them like that anymore, do they?
Last edited by Agaricus bisporus; 7th Dec 2012 at 22:24.