This might come as a shock to you, but we are not here solely to entertain YOU.
Oh don't worry you have already provided me with very good entertainment value, it is always fun to see how people react and how defensive they can be.
It is all good fun. I have no doubt we will all enjoy seeing how this thread develops.
BTW take some time to read some of the other threads on this subject (if you havent already) - there is some surprisingly informative information and a very skilled debate with Pace of this parish who (I think it is fair) ended up changing his views with regards the chute. Worth the read between the wind ups.