"you MUST be taking the **** there" - yes, 'TIC' they call it.
Regarding the HMG implementation of CMD's 'broadband plan' and JH's 'best b/b in Europe' err make that ''the fastest' you may wish to read up on the way state aid is involved in the scheme.
The delays due to BT are yet to come and in my view the 2015 target has well 'gone'..