Strongman, seriously.......
For god sake man, take a good look. The way a man rides a motorcycle says alot about how he conducts himself in the real world.
Your bluffing your heart out, and got way too much firepower. Who are you kidding? There is one person I know of for sure. Yourself.
Step away from your profession, and who are you? Alans big brother.....you the man.......