Thanks guys! I got my hopes up a bit talking to my local FSDO office and they even made an appointment to stamp my logbooks... then they called me back 30 minutes later. Must have been a junior guy because he was very willing to do it and then said his manager said they can't do that.
Ah well, what do ya do?
He did give me good advice by going online and printing my Airman Certificate Verification off their website. Had a signed copy in my email in about 5-10 minutes listing all of my current licences and ratings.
I'll try the notary at my local bank. I really don't know what else to do. I've signed it, I've filled out 8710's with the same flight times on it, I'll have a notary sign it. Fingers crossed I'll have no problems.
Thanks again guys!