Speedbird, combining it with a fly-in is a great idea. I like the idea of having a barbecue as well. If we leave the tournament until say the later half of the year that would give people plenty of time to sort teams out etc.
If this tournament goes ahead and I get p1ssed enough I'll go in goal and demonstrate how the "Scorpion save" is done. I think it is just a well-timed breakdancing move as shown by Johnny Vegas on last weeks "Shooting Stars".
We could have a totally irresponsible rule whereby if a player does not have a can containing beer in at least one hand then he/she has to leave the pitch to get one. They start the match with a full can and it has to have been drunk by the end. Goalkeepers may put down their beer if a shot on their net is imminent. If the play is at the other end they have to pick their can up and drink some so that it is finished by the end. If a player finishes his can well before full time he is exempt from having to carry any more.
Stupid idea.