Hilarious!! Ever tried working on a superyacht? HARD WORK. There ain't no time for slackers - in any department. You'll be polishing, scrubbing, cleaning - and expected to be available at the drop of a hat, regardless of having done 14 hour days for the previous 2 months. Expect to be treated like an unfortunate and irritating consequence of wealth and as for supping beers - you're just a dreamer...