Every Island on the way is infested with nasty snakes. Don't crash there.
The main Island is infested with dodgy greens and alternative people who see the main Island, (Australia), as their benefactor as only a very small proportion of the population do anything constructive let alone pay tax.
The aviation scene is about cactus.
Don't take cat's with you, and dog's are very suspect.
Have your red paid up membership card validated prior to leaving the mainland. The Docks are a good place to do this. Don't mention my name.
Say g'day to Bob from all of us if you happen to cross into the "brightly coloured pleasurable entertainment lifestyle bar full of gayness" and abandon with subsidised drinks".
Or go to New Zealand. It's cheaper.
Last edited by Frank Arouet; 8th Nov 2012 at 05:10.
Reason: sin- tax paid.