Item go missing in security check

[hval]

Hotel Tango,

I think that must be it. The retina scanners always break at T5 when I use them. They scream and then flop over. The metal scanners always scream, lift their skirts and run off.

Last week at Glasgow I had five trays of stuff all going through the X Ray machine - all taken out of my carry on bag.

Mrs Hval also doesn't have much luck either. The past four times she has flown she has been taken off to a room to be strip searched. All in the UK.