Creamy, Sunny 4Dogs et al.
Riddle me why one has to be a Phiiladelphia lawyer to be able to walk from the hangar to the aircraft let alone get in and operate it safely.
It's not hard, becoming a pilot is not rocket science, but then maybe it should be pitched at that level.
Having said that, having a rocket scientist of very close acquaintance one shoudn't assume a lack of dumbosity.