Tired of those boring presents that quickly loose their appeal as soon as Christmas is over ... or stretch your ability to smile and say "thank you ... just what I've always wanted darling". Fear not, a solution is at hand this year !
I give you the AIM-9 Missile Lamp !
Unobtrusive, sophisticated yet functional and makes a statement in any Living Room, Home Office or Hall ... a "must have" for all steely eyed fighter pilots of any rank.
Particularly useful for 4*'s needing a Talking Point when hosting foreign dignitaries at their official residences
Full details can be found here ...
AIM-9 Missile Lamp
PS. Anyone brave enough to seek permission from their appropriate Sanctioning Authority to purchase said item ... and construct it ... pics would be nice 