Yeh, me keys is notched. Just got in from a walk at midnight, and without the notches I'd still be out there gettin' bitten by mozzies.
The plugs are marked, but the socket is on me desk - a heavy item on a metre of wire. Dots are a must, but trouble is, the Rivetess rarely wears any form of makeup, so I'll be a-rumidgin' in her stuff before she gets back next week to see what's there.
I had a really, really nutty boss when I was c 18. He was the owner of at Radio and tv shop, and we occasionally had to go out to customers together. One day after putting dots on a customer's knobs (I know!
)_he pressed the lid on the white paint down with his foot. No one noticed the circles of white on the dark red carpet, and when I told him, he said, Ooooooeeeerrrrrrrr, and drove off quickly, laughing nervously. And the call cost them seven and sixpence.