My last stay in Lagos was 6 days, 14 hours, 8 minutes and 7.4 seconds, calculated from touchdown to lift off, and the latter must have been one of the happiest, almost orgasmically so, moments of my life!
I went to Nigeria a couple of times with my father when I was a 'laaitjie' but it didn't seem so bad in those days, or perhaps I was less cynical, and I remember a few days in Kano, which was lovely.