OMG, Two Heads Talking, this really is a conspiracy of the highest order.
Sorry Blackhandi, the Illuminati aren't interested in aviation safety, JMac, your postie bikes or the type of sorcery that your region has come to rely upon unsuccessfully!
No, no conspiracy's here, time to move on, nothing left to see. I would be happy however to provide you with the contact details for CASA Canberra's witch doctor if you would like to book him in for a special guest appearance at the CAA? Maybe he could do a duet presentation with ex CASA come CAA big hitter Sargent Shultz up there?