- When the weather report from TWR in a remote aerodrome is always the same regardless of the current weather conditions
- When the marshaller gives useless instructions and once you've parked by your own means you discover his brother in law in replacing him today
- When on final you don't heard anything else from TWR and you have to use the phone to get a landing clearance as the have been a power cut and the stby generator of the airport is "sick"
- When you have specifically instructed the loaders to do not load something in the front cargo compartment and as soon as you turn around they load it on the front cargo compartment...
- When whoever is selling the plane tickets has sold more tickets than seats on the aircraft
- When you get a loadsheet full o female names, with female weights and you have only male passenger on board
- When you have left a full fuel barrel in your home base airport and when you come back is still full but with other liquid such as water
- When you have rejected some bags as cargo because of overweight problems and the pax show up with the same cargo as hand luggage
- When pulling out some $US speeds up any CAA paperwork
and more and more and more...
