"Oi, give me the f***ing drift, bitch!"
Epic CRM! But having met the woman, it was undoubtedly justified.
Some 1312 Flt Herc mates flew one low level trip in the South Atlantic with a guest from the VC10K crew observing. He came back wetting himself with laughter - every time she'd piped up with some inane commentary as they bumbled along, the operating pilot just replied "La la la. Not listening, not interested!".
Wretched woman also deleted the 'Show me Goldie' screensaver from the 1312 Flt crewroom computer....
