When reading about the DM, I always adopt my most cynical:
- DM 'mis-represents' the facts
- People are delighted.
- People finds the truth, not so delighted
- The DM is suitably 'horrified' that those beasts in BRU are not doing the right thing by protecting every traveller (correction, every British traveller) against every possible kind of problem that the real world and capitalism throws at customers.
- The DM campaigns and shows it's loyal readers what a great paper it is.
- The DM moves on to it's next fabulous bit of 'reporting'
- etcetera ..