I don't know, I think that childish guy over at Aviation Herald does a pretty good job.
Anyway, the new rumour from the bouncy castle is that all the A380s will be parked and become the World's Largest MacDonalds. Opening day will see a fireworks display which is a little too long and a concert featuring earnest lip-synching by Lionel Ritchie. The much-vaunted number of seats will provide good cash flow as all the clients munch on their Happy Meals. It will operate at a loss but not as large a loss as the quixotic mission of trying to keep the device airborne.
French fries will be served with mayonnaise.
The Happy Meal toy will be a miniature A380 but the wheels will fall off before the kids can get it home.
Last edited by Dropp the Pilot; 23rd Oct 2012 at 07:15.