Well this thread has certainly gone down a blind alley. Time to disembark I think.
As mere SLF though, I will say this:
I am far more terrified at the prospect of "A and C" or "Lord Spandex Masher", who have thus far shown themselves utterly incapable of introspection or any interest in process improvement, being involved in any way in any safety critical industry - let alone carriage of souls - than I am of meeting Jean during an evacuation.
You're a disgrace to your profession.
Absolutely all credit though to a few though, not least "jetset lady."