The ones I liked....
American Chap.....'Slow' Lerner
'Fatal'.....who was in fact 'Fat Al'
I was in a navy crewroom when the squawk box called out "Is Sticky there?" to be answered by 'Seaman Bunn'
I had a name badge with the name 'Ivan A Tincher' on it. This american pilot insisted on calling me Ivan all night. I eventually told him my real name and explained the definition of the badge name...he replied "Oh Yeah!...thats really funny Ivan!"
In civvy street I had an apprentice called 'Bungalow' as he had **** all upstairs.
My favourite is a chap who is still around the bazaars. His surname was 'Cockyn' (sp?).....his knickname was 'Isme' !!!