I heard that on the infrequent occasions that an A380 rolls off the assembly line and first exceeds a groundspeed of two knots they play an audio tape of Scotty saying "she cannae take any more, Captain, she's breaking up".
Not very funny but hey, this is a nation that gave Jerry Lewis a Legion of Honour so what can they know about comedy?
They are quite good at building comically inept airplanes though.