In the aircraft, fully filled with three guys from a potential buyer, two in the back, one in the front.
Guy #1:
"So... a yu de pilot?"
"No. I am just the gardener, but I like to dress up. Duah!"
*eyesandmouthwideopen* "...Really?! So whe' is de pilot?!"
Guy #2:
"How many passengers can de aircraft carry?"
Looking at him, looking at the two guys in the two backseats, looking at him again, looking at the backseats again, flabbergasted: "Sir... can you COUNT?"
"Oh! Is tu passengers only!?"
" ... er... yes. Four seats but two passengers only. Because it has to fly with a pilot in the front. And a gardener."
May god have mercy on their soul...
