I spent a most enjoyable 4 month sojourn in MPA on the RAFP Dog Section. Tradition had it that in your first week, you wrote a letter to your hometown local news rag, from a lonely single guy away from home, looking for female penpals to correspond with, the resultant replies usually included a piccy, frequently in a state of undress. The best respondents were kept, the "less attractive" were displayed on the "Grot Board."
Shameful behaviour really, but I wouldn't have been the only one that followed up on a few contacts when I returned
not that that would be appropriate in this case.
P1