Perth airspace is congested
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! I'm going to have go and have a nice little lie down to recover from that. He has no idea of what congestion actually is.
He may like to spend a little time in the UK Therapy Centre located at Lat N51.28 Long W 0.27. I'm sure some of you long haul ladies and gentlemen would be happy to drop him off there. Literally should you feel so inclined.
You may like to see how a
similar complaint about Manchester was dealt with some years ago by the denizens of JB.