C1300. You may not be a Kiwi by birth, but you sound like a Kiwi at heart. The only people I have ever heard refering to Australia as the "West Island" are Kiwi's suffering from the "complex" which is now obviously recognized by the NZ government.
Additionally, your frequent use of the word "bleating" when many other words would convey the same message, I think might be a little Freudian.
