They may be wise to you.
Seagoon: At last, by the light from a passing glue factory, I saw that Eccles was only wearing one boot.Eccles: Ooh, well I've only got one boot.Seagoon: I know, but why are you wearing it on your head?Eccles: Why? Why? It fits that's why! What a silly question.Seagoon: Let me see that boot... hmm, size 19... what size head have you got?Eccles: Size 19.Seagoon: Curse... the man's defence was perfect!