Well the time has come, it was very hard to choose from all the top class entries. Please excuse cut and paste, I've still not mastered multiple quotes.
So a highly commended to 'Buster Hyman' with:
That awkward moment just after Achmed had shouted "Imperial Dogs!"...and two seconds before they realised he was the local Cargo Handling Agent delivering some Greyhounds for the outbound flight...
Third Place to 'Fox3WheresMy Banana' with
So Smithers, when Mustapha Beer here told you he had an ex-BA 4-engined airliner for only 30 million, you just handed over the cash?
Second to 'CoffmanStarter' with
Bing Bong ... EasyProp is pleased to announce the departure of it's flight EZ101 to Cairo. Please proceed to Gate 22c where your charabang awaits to take you to the aircraft ... Thank you for flying EasyProp.
My winner this time though is 'Big Pistons Forever' with
9 October 2012
To Imperial Airways
Notice of Regulatory Action
It has been brought to the attention of the CAA that there is photographic evidence that that you company has failed to follow the regulations for appropriate air side clothing. In particular no one in the picture is wearing a hi viz jacket despite the fact that they are clearly servicing the aircraft
The CAA prides it self on prompt action when dealing with any safety infractions.
therefore your earliest attention to this grave matter is required
So take it away 'Big Pistons Forever'