Reminds me of returning to EGPG after a confusing navex, contacting the tower but forgetting to ask for joining info.
'Welcome back G-xxxx'
'Which runway is in use'
'it's outwith my remit to specify the runway'
'give me a clue ,which way is the windsock pointing?'
'Downwards'
T'was just such a day yesterday,but the same guy wasn't in the tower.
atceng